Dark humour

Hello ! Hello ! Today is a good day !!! The sun is up ! It's hot in Toulouse !!! YAY !!!

So I think a little dark humour is not gonna do us bad :

First : political dark humour

Then, well... :)

"Jimmy ! Answer me !"

and last but not least, this incredible story...

Michael Cooper, Australian of around 20 years old, was travelling to Kenya in the 80's at the end of college.

During a safari, as he was isolated from his group for a moment, he found himself face to face with a little elephant who seemed to be wounded at his front left leg that he was lifting not to touch the ground.

Cooper thought that the animal could run him over, but as he seemed not agressive, he approached him prudently and he could see that actually the little elephant had a huge splinter planted in the base of his leg.

Very calmly, Cooper kneeled down and with his knife pull off the splinter.

As soon as the animal was healed, he could step on the ground, he looked very long Cooper, then he trumpeted loudly and went away.

Cooper never felt threatened by the little elephant and he kept all his live the magical memory of that rare moment.

Almost 20 years later, Cooper went to a zoo in Sidney with his son aged 11.

When the two of them passed in front of the elephants cage, one of the elephants started abruptly to stomp the ground with his front left leg.

Cooper started wondering, could it be the same elephant that he had healed 20 years ago ?

He got closer from the cage, and the animal continued stomping stronger.

Cooper decided then to jump over the fence and went towards the elephant.

The latter lift him up by grabbing him by the weist with his trump,




and then he crushed him against the wall.

It was probably not the same elephant...

.... what an asshole this Cooper.